… Tolkien’s own misadventures with his first automobile, purchased in 1932, were...– Beyond The Hobbit, Janet Brennan Croft I give you John “Road Rage” Tolkien (via undercovermartin)
Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'
Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
hey-moarrk-hey: so glad to witness this, I have tears in my eyes
what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
David Sedaris on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart... →
How ‘Slut Shaming’ Has Been Written Into School... →
Last month, a New Jersey middle school banned girls from wearing strapless dresses to prom. Administrators claimed that the dresses were “distracting” — though they refused to specify exactly how or why. Parents reacted strongly to the rule; some supported the dress code while others deemed it “slut-shaming.” On Friday, the school compromised by allowing girls to wear single-strap or...
Whatever happened to “Hey, I have some apples, would you like to buy them?”...– Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation (via nbcparksandrec)